2. Lindsey's house arrest parties are already legendary. Every time her ankle monitor beeps, you have to drink!
3. Whitey Bulger finally captured! I predict a 'Departed 2'... oh wait... never mind.
4. A Southwest Airline pilot, on an open mic, was heard making fun of gay, fat, and old flight attendants. When did Tracy Morgan become a pilot?
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