1. A Detroit restaurant is offering a 338-pound hamburger for $2,000. Kirstie Alley has already run up a $5,000 tab.

2. Occupy protesters in Providence are being asked to leave by the mayor. He must be serious too, he has all the local weathermen reporting snow for Thursday.

3. President Obama wants to pass legislation that will help homeowners who are underwater. Damn, even Spongebob Squarepants is being foreclosed on.

4. A man in Maine is celebrating after passing 1 million miles driven on his Honda Accord. Big deal. Plenty of Toyota drivers have already done that. They couldn't stop.

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