2. Herman Cain denies he ever sexually harassed a former restaurant worker. She simply misconstrued his comment about "dipping his bread stick in her marinara sauce."
3. A man from New York says he was pen pals with former Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for 20 years. Maybe he can finally tell us how to spell his damn name!
4. Now that Kris Humpries is divorced from Kim Kardashian he can spend more time focusing on the NBA season. Oh wait.
5. What is the statute of limitations on wedding presents? I'd like to get the fondue set I sent Kim Kardasian back.