2. Sears has announced a new special on their Kardashian Design clothing line. If you're unsatisfied with an item after 72 days, you can just return it!
3. President Obama will be running in the NYC Marathon this weekend in hopes of losing, so he can finally prove he's not from Kenya.
4. A company in Alabama is using a vending machine to sell cuts of meat to customers. A bag of chips is one thing, but I do not want to see my rump roast getting stuck in a vending machine, if you know what I mean!