1. Wives and girlfriends, the new Call of Duty game comes out today. Please just leave some finger foods and caffeinated beverages our for us ever few hours. Thanks.

2. Justin Bieber has agreed to a paternity test to prove he is not the father of a California woman's baby. I'd like to see how much that sample will sell for on Ebay!

3. Lindsay Lohan spent only five hours in jail for violating her probation. It was nice of the judge to let her out in time for last call.

4. The Boston Red Sox have fired their strength and conditioning coach. He is being replaced by the man pictured here.

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