2. Kate Von D is shocked to find out that Jesse James has been cheating on her. She'll also be astonished to find out that the sun is hot and water is wet.
3. If the NBA lockout continues, will the play with scab players and give some white guys a chance?
4. Selena Gomez' dog Baylor became violently ill after eating a bunch of rocks in her backyard. If Justin Bieber's girlfriend adopted me, I'd probably take my own life by rocks too!