2. Witnesses say Muammar Gaddafi had multiple sex partners daily and was addicted to Viagra. He definitely put the 'dick' in dictator.
3. A mystery bullet crashed through a window of the White House last week. Apparently Dick Cheney was hunting in the Rose Garden again.
4. You need a job? NASA is hiring astronauts. All you need is a bachelor's degree, some technical training, oh and your own space shuttle.