1. According to reports, Sandusky's lawyer once impregnated a 17 year old girl. Apparently it takes a child molester to defend a child molester!

2. Witnesses say Muammar Gaddafi had multiple sex partners daily and was addicted to Viagra. He definitely put the 'dick' in dictator.

3. A mystery bullet crashed through a window of the White House last week. Apparently Dick Cheney was hunting in the Rose Garden again.

4. You need a job? NASA is hiring astronauts. All you need is a bachelor's degree, some technical training, oh and your own space shuttle.

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