1. There are no jobs in this state! Unless you want to wear pants and work on beach days!

2. Going to a Daniel Tosh show and being offended by the jokes is like getting into a NYC taxi and being offended by the driving.

3. Rumor has it that Sofia Vegara is engaged, and it's true. We're getting married! Just don't tell my girlfriend. She loves the show Modern Family.

4. Country singer Luke Bryan admitted to having cheat notes written on his hand while singing the National Anthem at the All-Star Game. I had to write his name on my hand so I'd remember who he is. I still don't know.

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