A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after sliding her buttocks against a painting worth more than $30 million, authorities in Colorado said.

Carmen Tisch is accused of pulling her pants down to rub up against the work, an oil-on-canvas called "1957-J no.2", by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still. Tisch allegedly caused $10,000 worth of damage to the painting.

Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief and has been held on a $20,000 bond. Police say the suspect was apparently drunk at the time. She also allegedly urinated after she rubbed up against the canvas at the recently opened Clyfford Still museum in Denver. Though it did not appear she urinated on the painting or that the urine damaged it.

TOM: This is the most culture her ass has ever seen.

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