According to the Southeast Missourian, this rocket scientist actually sent a sheriff's deputy a text message, asking if he'd like to buy some dope. Naturally enough, the dude was interested -- interested, that is, in making an arrest.

When the sheriff's office showed up, the paper reports, they found three-fourths of a pound of marijuana, along with all sorts of drug paraphernalia. Horman is now facing charges of distribution of a controlled substance and unlawful use of drug paraphernalia.

Her accomplice, who has the hilarious name of Pandora Cowgur (for reals, y'all!) has been charged with charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of up to 35 grams of marijuana and unlawful use of drug paraphernalia.

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