#5. Hulk Hogan
The best blonde mustache in the world of mustaches!
Quite possibly the creepiest mustache. How does a man who looks so sleezy become a journalist?
#3. John Oates
Half of the pop duo Hall & Oates - the half that never got laid by groupies.
The king of professional athlete mustaches! I always wondered if he did this just so he could touch his mustache and use the oil to doctor the ball when pitching.
All the ladies wanted to take a mustache ride on Magnum P.I.