‎1. Burger King has retired the 'King' character from their ads. Instead they've elected to go with a two party Parliament system.

2. Former President Clinton is now a vegan. No wonder the economy is suffering, all those burger joint losses!

3. Kim Kardashian was married over the weekend at a luxurious ceremony in Hollywood. They should be in the pre-stages of planning their divorce by now.

4. HP has discontinued it's TouchPad tablet due to increased competition and the success of the iPad. Turns out it was only a glorified etch-a-sketch anyway.

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