2. Former President Clinton is now a vegan. No wonder the economy is suffering, all those burger joint losses!
3. Kim Kardashian was married over the weekend at a luxurious ceremony in Hollywood. They should be in the pre-stages of planning their divorce by now.
4. HP has discontinued it's TouchPad tablet due to increased competition and the success of the iPad. Turns out it was only a glorified etch-a-sketch anyway.