2. People are upset about Facebook making the new timeline feature permanent for everyone. I hear there is already a protest planned called "Occupy Farmville".
3. Miley Cyrus had her picture taken, while posing provocatively next to a penis shaped birthday cake. I thought she took it a little too far when she started smearing the creme filling all over her face.
4. Demi Moore was hospitalized after suffering a seizure from doing nitrous oxide whip-its. I know she likes young men, but she obviously can't handle the peer pressure that comes with dating high school boys!