1. Mitt Romney released his tax reports and it turns he makes an average of $50,000 a day! Why doesn't he just buy his own country, and leave ours alone?!
2. People are upset about Facebook making the new timeline feature permanent for everyone. I hear there is already a protest planned called "Occupy Farmville".
3. Miley Cyrus had her picture taken, while posing provocatively next to a penis shaped birthday cake. I thought she took it a little too far when she started smearing the creme filling all over her face.
4. Demi Moore was hospitalized after suffering a seizure from doing nitrous oxide whip-its. I know she likes young men, but she obviously can't handle the peer pressure that comes with dating high school boys!
2. People are upset about Facebook making the new timeline feature permanent for everyone. I hear there is already a protest planned called "Occupy Farmville".
3. Miley Cyrus had her picture taken, while posing provocatively next to a penis shaped birthday cake. I thought she took it a little too far when she started smearing the creme filling all over her face.
4. Demi Moore was hospitalized after suffering a seizure from doing nitrous oxide whip-its. I know she likes young men, but she obviously can't handle the peer pressure that comes with dating high school boys!