1. Hey internet, forcing me to watch a 30-second commercial just to view a 60-second video seems a bit lop-sided, don't ya think?

2. William & Kate have adopted a Cocker Spaniel. They haven't named the puppy yet. I suggest 'Sir Poops-a-lot'. I bet he takes royal dumps!

3. Taco Bell is now selling breakfast items in the morning. Because people weren't crapping enough at work from Dunkin Donuts' coffee!

4. Facebook has gone public on the stock market today. If you want to buy shares you have to get 15 friends to 'Like' your status and find 5 new friends to 'Poke', while growing 50 stalks of corn in 'Farmville'!

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