1. One year ago today we captured and killed Osama Bin Laden. Why do I still have to take my shoes off at the airport?

2. Ryan Seacrest will be covering the presidential election for NBC News. Which means we won't know who the president is until after 7 minutes of commercials!

3. The Octomom has filed for bankruptcy. She needs to just give in and make some money by doing porn and letting her kids work for Nike.

4. The blockbuster movie Avatar is going to be airing on television. With commercials, it should only last about 9 hours!

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