2. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarznegger, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis - the new Expendables movie should just be called "Fuck Yeah!"
3. Jessica Simpson named her new baby girl Maxwell. Isn't that the same name as the annoying pig in the Geico commercials?
4. Mariano Rivera is seeking a 2nd opinion on his torn ACL injury. Here you go: retire.