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1. How come when a person lies to Congress it's called perjury, but when a politician lies to us it's called an election?

2. A dog in Virginia accidentally received a voter registration form in the mail. I have a feeling he won't be voting for Romney.

3. Jim Carrey has decided not to be in the movie sequel to 'Dumb & Dumber'. Now the movie will just be 'Dumb'.

4. Reports say that Ann Curry will soon be replaced on The Today Show. Now her wardrobe manager can go back to making curtains, table clothes, and grill covers!




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