1. I find it amusing that the more I hear from the Jackson Family the more I realize Michael might have been the normal one.

2. When I think of all the screwed up things Bush and Obama have done as president, it makes me realize that Bill Clinton wasn't all that bad. All he did was get a blow job!

3. Wouldn't it be great if the opening ceremonies for the London Olympics was one of those Benny Hill chase scenes where he chases around a bunch of women in their underwear?

4. Chris Brown supposedly spent 4 hours with Rhianna on her yacht the other night. Where's a tsunami when you need one?

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