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1. The Mars Rover has begun conducting experiments by blasting rocks with a laser. It cost an extra million dollars just to get it to go 'Ptew' 'Ptew' every time.

2. Michael Strahan is rumored to be Regis' replacement as co-host on 'Live'. Instead of walking out on stage with Kelly Ripa, he plans to carry her in that gap in his teeth.

3. For the sixth time a woman has failed in her attempt to swim from Florida to Cuba. It was mostly due to all the on-coming traffic of people on rafts and tubes getting in her way.


4. Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger (lead singer of Nickelback) are engaged to be married. It's probably the only chance Canada will ever have to produce a singer that's worse than Celine Dion.




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