1. FOX News was going to broadcast the space jumper live yesterday, but they had already met their quota on live suicides this month.

2. I'm okay with The Price Is Right having a male-model working on the game show, just as long as he is spayed or neutered. 

3. Glenn Beck has introduced a new line of denim jeans. When you wear them your ass leans to the far right!

3a. Glenn Beck's new line of jeans come in two styles, 'old-fashioned' and totally 'straight'!

4. It's tough to be sure from the quality of the film, but from what I can tell on Hulk Hogan's new sex tape, his 24 inch pythons are only on his arms.

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