1. Sadly, all I have is sticky notes full of women...
2. Why is the Fonz trying to sell me a reverse mortgage? Didn't he live in an apartment above a garage?
3. Because of doping charges, Lance Armstrong has stepped down as spokesman for Nike and Livestrong. He said he's taking his ball and going home.
4. The Rolling Stones are going out on tour for their 50th anniversary. Years ago, the arena would smell like pot at Stones' shows. These days they smell like Ben-Gay.
2. Why is the Fonz trying to sell me a reverse mortgage? Didn't he live in an apartment above a garage?
3. Because of doping charges, Lance Armstrong has stepped down as spokesman for Nike and Livestrong. He said he's taking his ball and going home.
4. The Rolling Stones are going out on tour for their 50th anniversary. Years ago, the arena would smell like pot at Stones' shows. These days they smell like Ben-Gay.