2. The NBA's New Orleans Hornets are renaming their team the New Orleans Pelicans. And instead of basketball hoops, players will be shooting balls into giant basket like beaks.
3. Just like Beyonce, I plan to lip-sync my entire comedy set tonight! Don't miss it - 8:00pm at 2012 Bar & Grill on Cranston St. in Cranston RI - No Cover!
4. It's so cold out today, I'm wearing three socks!