1. According to a 4-year study, marriages are more satisfying if the wife is thinner than the husband. I'm guessing this study was conducted by men.

2. My solution to help with the national debt. Sell the naming rights to the White House. "Welcome to Washington D.C. and over there is the Anheuser Busch White House."

3. Well thanks to Rupert Murdoch, now none of us will be able to carry pies with us into government buildings. Thanks a lot jerk!

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