1. I celebrated the death of Elvis and the birth of Madonna yesterday by taking a dump while wearing a pointy bra. I know, I'm sentimental.

2. Does anyone else get frightening flashbacks of George W. Bush every time Rick Perry talks?

3. Dr. Phil will be interviewing Casey Anthony's parents. I'm sure with his guidance, they'll be able to fix alllll their problems!

4. Actress Taylor Momsen has announced to the media that she is giving up acting for good. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Who the Fuck is Taylor Momsen?!"

Pat DAlessio
8/17/2011 02:24:17 am

I can't believe YOU don't know who Taylor Momsen is. I would tell you but I don't know either! Never heard of her.


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