2. Red Sox player JD Drew injured his middle finger during a rehab game. But it's okay. When he gets back to Boston there are plenty of fans who'd be happy to give him the finger.
3. Similar to the movie 127 hours, a Colorado man had to cut off his toes after he was trapped under a logging truck. His movie will be called '5 Little Piggies' (BEST JOKE EVER!)
4. Nancy Grace is one of many selected to compete in the next season of Dancing With The Star. I'm not sure how well she's going to do dancing in pant suits.