1. A statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger was unveiled outside a museum in his home country of Austria. Now he can grope himself in public whenever he wants!

2. A pregnant woman gave birth after running the Chicago Marathon this weekend. The baby came out wearing Nikes.

3. Amanda Knox says she was sexually harassed during her time in Italy. That Jersey Shore Cast has no limits!

4. Kim Kardashian and Gene Simmons are both getting married on their reality TV shows. Vegas is already taking bets as to which marriage will end first. So far, odds are pretty even.

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