1. Starbucks has introduced a new 'Blonde' coffee. It's for those special customers who don't understand what 'grande' stands for.

2. A woman is selling one of John Lennon's teeth. Scientists want to do DNA tests to see if in fact it is part walrus.

3. One of the escaped animals on the loose in Ohio yesterday was a monkey with the herpes disease. He was originally rescued from the 'Jersey Shore' house.

4. More than 50 exotic and dangerous escaped animals had to be shot and killed in Ohio yesterday. It's a good thing Sarah Palin's bus was still on tour through the state.

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